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fisherpon:
omfg what
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Question to discuss: You and Stranger have just had a velociraptor son. Discuss.
You: OH MY CHILD
Stranger: oh darling, he's beautiful!
You: WINGS
You: WHAT
You: WHY DOES HE HAVE WINGS
Stranger: HE CAN HAVE ALL THE WINGS HE WANTS!
You: WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM
You: IS THAT YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY.
Stranger: well now, there's something i didn't quite tell you..
Stranger: you remember that cleaner fellow, Derrick?
You: ....yes?
You: YOU DIDN'T.
Stranger: i wasn't really helping him fix the shower...
Stranger: I'M SO SORRY!
Stranger: I NEVER MEANT FOR YOU TO FIND OUT THIS WAY!
You: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!
You: TO US!?!?!?!
Stranger: I STILL LOVE YOU!
You: I CAN NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN
You: TAKE THIS BASTARD
You: TAKE HIM NOW
Stranger: PLEASE NO, FOR THE CHILDREN
You: I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN
Stranger: WE MUST STAY TOGETHER FOR HIM!
You: I'M LEAVING YOU!
Stranger: *CRIES*
You: -slams door-
You have disconnected.
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zillybooradley:
hear-my-awesome-rawr:
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